Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Accept Kmart Jesus Now, Or Burn!


Ugh. Now, I'm not one to disrespect religion of any kind. I openly accept everyones beliefs-regardless of what they are. That being said, as some of you know-I am agnostic. Meaning, I believe in the possibility of a god. I also want to point out, that I am fucking tired of "religious propaganda". Don't tell me about how Jesus wants to save my soul or hand me a 12 page pamphlet about how I'm Satan's whore because I don't follow your beliefs. This also includes posting scriptures on your Facebooks. "Oh yes-Jesus totally cares about your statuses. I don't bash people for believing whatever they choose to believe-so don't fucking push this nonsense in my face. It's disrespectful and unfair bullshit. Now to the real story. About a year ago, I was visiting my grandma in Georgia and had decided to go to K-Mart to pick up a few things-when I ran into this black preacher telling me that I need to worship Jesus and how he doesn't want me dressing the way I do.

I was wearing jeans and a cardigan with a tank top underneath.
"Oh yes-I am such a tramp." -_-"

Wanting to punch this brain dead fuck in the face, I brought up that, if Jesus does exist, I'm sure he would care more about my life decisions rather than how I fucking dress. But, actually having a soul, I couldn't be a dick to this sucker. So i politely made my points, and said I was not interested in what HE thought about how I looked and that I would NOT be attending his fascist church. Asshole.

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