Accept Kmart Jesus Now, Or Burn!

Ugh. Now, I'm not one to disrespect religion of any kind. I openly accept everyones beliefs-regardless of what they are. That being said, as some of you know-I am agnostic. Meaning, I believe in the possibility of a god. I also want to point out, that I am fucking tired of "religious propaganda". Don't tell me about how Jesus wants to save my soul or hand me a 12 page pamphlet about how I'm Satan's whore because I don't follow your beliefs. This also includes posting scriptures on your Facebooks. "Oh yes-Jesus totally cares about your statuses. I don't bash people for believing whatever they choose to believe-so don't fucking push this nonsense in my face. It's disrespectful and unfair bullshit. Now to the real story. About a year ago, I was visiting my grandma in Georgia and had decided to go to K-Mart to pick up a few things-when I ran into this black preacher telling me that I need to worship Jesus and how he doesn't want me dressing the way I do.

I was wearing jeans and a cardigan with a tank top underneath.
"Oh yes-I am such a tramp." -_-"

Wanting to punch this brain dead fuck in the face, I brought up that, if Jesus does exist, I'm sure he would care more about my life decisions rather than how I fucking dress. But, actually having a soul, I couldn't be a dick to this sucker. So i politely made my points, and said I was not interested in what HE thought about how I looked and that I would NOT be attending his fascist church. Asshole.

BAMF

I've always wanted to be a comic...everyone has...and if you say otherwise, you're a fucking liar. I mean how cool would that be?? Yeah I run around, I fight bad guys, and I fucking OWN them. I always pictured it being like Sin City. -god bless you, frank miller- Everything would be over dramatic, and black. white, and red for no damn reason. The men are overly muscular and always have SMGs on hand-complete with silencers, and the women are actually curvy and dressed like sluts....but its nothing out of the ordinary..its normal there. There would be blood trickling down the sewers in alley ways, and the city would be lavished with the sounds of sirens, and at the top of a 40 story building is this bad ass silhouette cast against the moonlight, crouching...waiting for his or her next prey. *sigh* ..damnit the real world suddenly bores me.....im putting kill bill in now.